stand up or sit down.........

stand up or sit down, both feet on the floor, however you wipe, its still your chore. with this new paper holder its at a new level, a soft comfy roll or hard as the devil. it sits by your side making it easy to find,  within easy reach during a hard time. its on a roll to give you plenty, tug and pull untill rolls empty. if paper runs out have no fear, a short holler away,and a new roll may appear(if your lucky). cause a clean bumpty boo is always the key, when your done flush down and its off to the sea......this looks like trouble for Malia to get into.