pumpkin massacre.............

note to self when you are partaking in a pumpkin massacre, close the blinds. this was a pic taken from outside a residence, in a ritzy neighborhood. in which whom the partakers of this hanus crime did not even seem to care that the whole world could be looking in the window(that's why they make basements, people geez). in this pic the accused male seams to be enjoying pulling out the pumpkins guts, shame shame. the female is not innocent either, she seams to have both hands deep into her work.

is there no shame? after cutting an access into the pumpkins minds and scooping out their thoughts and cares making them mindless pumpkins. the accused then take to the blade, skillfully carving faces to suit their own wishes. they have even involved a minor into their gruesome activity, as if to teach the future generation of pumpkin carvers. and with the post of this blog it will begin a four day special, a pumpkin face a day will keep the children at bay. so stay tuned and change your pants for  a pumpkin  face off, will begin tomorrow, same internet, same blog. four pumpkins will fight for the right to be scariest pumpkin on the block.