Amateur soda drinker....

 

Here we have an delicious beverage which looks to have been a past, pleasant, drinking pleasure, but was it really? Under closer scrutiny I will point out the signs of a amateur soda drinker.

first I might add when the can was picked up there was still a little weight to it(not properly drained). Second when you take a closer look at the tab it wasn't even properly opened, as you can see the tab is just cracked not allowing proper beverage flowage. A tall tale sign of a amateur drinker.

here is another canned beverage which was enjoyed around the same time, same occasion. Here we can clearly see the proper clearance of the tab. Maxium clearance allows for Maxium enjoyment. it was also empty, drained from all it's contents as if a soda thirsty vampire punctured the top and drain it of its life fluids. I will not point out or name the beverage drinkers for they know who they are but will point out that I was not one of the consumers, for I am soda free untill Malias birthday party.......stay strong...stay strong.